When sitting on the horns of a dilemma,
ask the dilemma to use a lubricant.

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
 Noel Fielding (via h0neycombs)

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

Hump that Happiness into Submission.
HUMP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Hump Day!!!!!!!!

Happy Hump Day!!!!!!!!