When sitting on the horns of a dilemma,
ask the dilemma to use a lubricant.


i’m in AP lunch

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
 Noel Fielding (via h0neycombs)


this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image


"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

Hump that Happiness into Submission.
HUMP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Hump Day!!!!!!!!

Happy Hump Day!!!!!!!!